Thursday, April 29, 2010

Must re-think that Mensa Membership Application...

Today I tried to change a roll of toilet paper and failed, spectacularly. In my defense, I was at my current place of employment and dealing with an industrially designed doohickey. I finally stepped out of the quarters and announced in no uncertain terms my heartfealt intention for collaboration and pulling my own weight, only to be met with an escalating sense of incompetence. I swear, I have a B.A.

I was delicately informed that the culprit gadget in question was, in fact, a poorly designed commercial vexation which had taken down many a stronger soldier than I. Sufficiently appeased, I retired to my cubicle to run production orders and update company reports, a task infinitely better suited to my mental capacities.